Review: Anyone But You

Anyone But You is a romantic comedy that promised much but delivered little. Starring Sydney Sweeney as the female protagonist, the film falls flat in almost every conceivable way, leaving audiences yearning for the charm and originality that the genre so desperately needs.

Sydney Sweeney’s attempt to embody the 'girl next door' trope feels forced and unconvincing. Sweeney's natural allure and intense screen presence, which have worked so well in other contexts, clash with the wholesome and approachable nature that the role demands. This miscasting is painfully evident throughout the film, as she struggles to bring authenticity to a character that feels foreign to her established persona.

The plot of Anyone But You is a veritable checklist of rom-com clichés. From the "meet-cute" to the inevitable misunderstanding, followed by the grand gesture, the film trudges through every predictable plot point without a hint of innovation. There's no spark, no wit, no fresh take on the familiar tropes. Instead, the movie relies on tired formulas, hoping that the audience's love for the genre will be enough to overlook its shortcomings. Unfortunately, it isn't.

Moreover, the chemistry between the leads is lackluster. The relationship feels scripted and uninspired, lacking the genuine connection that makes romantic comedies compelling. The attempts at humor are tepid, and the emotional beats miss the mark, leaving viewers unmoved and disengaged.

Adding to the film's woes are the swirling rumors about the off-screen lives of its stars. Allegations of an affair between Sweeney and her co-star Glen Powell seemed like they were pulled straight from the Hollywood rumor mill. This controversy, much like the old tales of Rock Hudson's supposed affairs to protect his image, feels more like a manufactured scandal designed to draw attention and boost box office numbers. Hollywood has long been adept at spinning such narratives, preferring to paint stars as scandalous lovers rather than risk any potential box office losses due to a lack of off-screen drama.

In conclusion, "Anyone But You" is a disappointing entry into the romantic comedy genre. Despite its promising cast and the potential for a captivating story, it ultimately succumbs to uninspired writing, poor casting decisions, and a reliance on outdated clichés. The result is a film that fails to entertain or engage, leaving audiences to wonder what could have been if more care and creativity had been invested in its making.

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