Trends I Don’t Understand

Maybe I’m a hater or I’m conditioned to hate these outfit choices because of the people that participate in them. I call these trends, the hot girl clothes, it’s when lazy non-fashionable brands take a really hot girl and style them in ugly clothes. Anything that hot girl will wear will look high fashion but worn on the streets and off the runway by commoners…it looks ridiculous.

T-shirts are Not Dresses

Maybe you look hot in his t-shirt in the morning after a night of passionate sex. Once you step outside, you look like Margaret Mcpoyle from It’s Always Sunny.

Chunky Dad Sneaker

This one I have no words for

I’m noticing a pattern here

Maybe I just don’t find the beauty in hypebeast fashion. This one’s a two parter, the crossbody fanny pack and the non-sexy underwear.